Self-admiration Enthusiast Pillows

"What'll it be, handsome?"

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"I ❤️ me"

I love myself.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

The Sculptor

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

A giraffe in a hat

Narcissus

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

Honk if you *heart* yourself.

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

'Does what's left of my bum look big in that?'

Over sixty and happy

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

'Ms. Collins, order me a dozen roses asap. And make sure I say something flattering to myself in the card.'

'Does Naturism make my bum look big?'

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'