Self-admiration Fan Pillows

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

The Sculptor

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"Travel changed me."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

A giraffe in a hat

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

Narcissus

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

Over sixty and happy

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

Honk if you *heart* yourself.

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

'Ms. Collins, order me a dozen roses asap. And make sure I say something flattering to myself in the card.'

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

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