Self-admiration Fan Pillows

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

The Sculptor

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

A giraffe in a hat

Push yourself. No one else is going to do it for you. The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. You will never know your limits unless you push yourself to them. Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is worth fighting for. Passion is pushing yourself when no one else is around. Are you two going to help on not?! I thought we were.

"Travel changed me."

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

I heart my bum.

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

Narcissus

Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

Honk if you *heart* yourself.

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Over sixty and happy

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

'Ms. Collins, order me a dozen roses asap. And make sure I say something flattering to myself in the card.'

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

National Fat Man Thong Competition