Self-expression Admirer Pillows

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Soldier armed with a pen.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

The Sculptor

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

Bad Career Move

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Censorship is killing free society.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Lady mimics The Scream.