Self-expression Lover Pillows

"This one's for me."

"Hi. First time, long time. Second marriage, second mortgage. Forty years old, forty pounds overweight. No question - I just like talking about myself."

Woman and man dressed as woman.

Dance like you've never been hurt.

"Does my ego look good in this?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Giraffe Selfie

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Whatever!

Book Worm

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"