Self-expressionist Pillows

"It's my most personal building yet."

Self Indulgent Teenager

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Extreme Comb Over

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

How's My Tattooing?

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

How do you like the sailor suit? Not bad, but are you sure you have the coastline for it?

If i could just once get my hands on the wacky cartoonist who designed this stupid costume

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"Well,doctor, it's my acne. It's getting so I'm embarrassed to go out in public."

"I don't wear short sleeves because my arms are not plastered with tattoos, if that makes any sense."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Giraffe Selfie

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Whatever!

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

Book Worm

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.