Self-expression Admirer Gifts

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

The Sculptor

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Censorship.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Censorship is killing free society.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Bad Career Move

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.