Personal Expression Enthusiast Gifts

I Love........T-shirts

The devil you know and his plus one

Joined at the hipster.

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Who are you?

Censorship.

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

Bad Career Move

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Censorship is killing free society.

"Look on the dark side."

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Punk Angel

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.

Lady mimics The Scream.

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"