Emotional Expression Enthusiast Gifts

"No, no, sweetheart—you stay and have a good time … I’m fine here burning you in effigy."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Who are you?

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Censorship.

"How to communicate better with your mate"

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Censorship is killing free society.

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

Bad Career Move

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

Lady mimics The Scream.

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.

"A wise person said, 'Curiosity develops the new product'....and that's why I'd like to introduce our latest addition to the team."

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'