Emotional Expression Enthusiast Pillows

"No, no, sweetheart—you stay and have a good time … I’m fine here burning you in effigy."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Censorship.

Who are you?

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"How to communicate better with your mate"

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Bad Career Move

Censorship is killing free society.

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

Lady mimics The Scream.

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

"A wise person said, 'Curiosity develops the new product'....and that's why I'd like to introduce our latest addition to the team."

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'