Emotional Expressionist Pillows

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

Nobody's denying you the right to vent the despair of a twisted and tortured soul...just don't do it when you're writing the classified ads.

Water divining.

'Alas! Tattered are the remnants of my life!'

Woman Harnessing Weird Hallucinogenic Pre-Menstrual Forces

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

The Sensitive Dude.

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"How to communicate better with your mate"

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Quiet Quitting

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"It's my most personal building yet."

Self Indulgent Teenager

'Say when.'

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

"Your marriage would greatly improve if you were both more open with your emojis."