Emotional Expressionist Pillows

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

Nobody's denying you the right to vent the despair of a twisted and tortured soul...just don't do it when you're writing the classified ads.

Water divining.

'Alas! Tattered are the remnants of my life!'

Woman Harnessing Weird Hallucinogenic Pre-Menstrual Forces

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

The Sensitive Dude.

Mime father in the delivery room.

"How to communicate better with your mate"

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Quiet Quitting

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

Self Indulgent Teenager

"It's my most personal building yet."

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"Your marriage would greatly improve if you were both more open with your emojis."

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

'Say when.'