Emotionally Expressive People Pillows

"Oh George. My heart."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

The Sensitive Dude.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"How to communicate better with your mate"

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

Punk Angel

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"Your marriage would greatly improve if you were both more open with your emojis."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'I admire a man who's not afraid to cry...but not when he sees how much dinner costs.'

"Bark like nobody's listening."

"I tried blogging, texting and tweeting. . . but there's no better way to express anger than barking!"

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

Protests

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'Help me, Helen! I'm feeling a momentary lapse of cynicism!'

"You're not even listening, are you?!"