Emotionally Expressive People Pillows

"Oh George. My heart."

Joined at the hipster.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

The Sensitive Dude.

"How to communicate better with your mate"

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

Punk Angel

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Your marriage would greatly improve if you were both more open with your emojis."

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'I admire a man who's not afraid to cry...but not when he sees how much dinner costs.'

"Bark like nobody's listening."

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Protests

"I tried blogging, texting and tweeting. . . but there's no better way to express anger than barking!"

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

'Help me, Helen! I'm feeling a momentary lapse of cynicism!'