Emotional Expressives Pillows

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

The devil you know and his plus one

"I hate it when we fight."

"Nuts to you, too."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The Elephant in the Womb

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

"Dogs are men."

Men can show their emotions!

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Sharp Eyes

The Sensitive Dude.

Medical Cabinet

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"How to communicate better with your mate"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

'Dad, when you say life's a bowl of cherries, what's a cherry?'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"