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'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"I hate it when we fight."

The devil you know and his plus one

"Nuts to you, too."

Joined at the hipster.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Rodin's THE FEELER

The Elephant in the Womb

"Dogs are men."

Men can show their emotions!

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Sharp Eyes

Medical Cabinet

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

The Sensitive Dude.

"How to communicate better with your mate"

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'Dad, when you say life's a bowl of cherries, what's a cherry?'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"