Emotional Express T-Shirts

Nyah! Everyone has a boyfriend except Twig! Teddy! Stop! Who cares? I don't need a boy to validate my self-worth. Very mature! I'm proud of you.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Large Emoticon Collider

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Comedy and tragedy masks

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Feel better, dear?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Rodin's THE FEELER

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

Classic Emojis for sale.

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'