Personal Expression Enthusiast Pillows

I Love........T-shirts

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Who are you?

Censorship.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Censorship is killing free society.

Bad Career Move

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"Look on the dark side."

Punk Angel

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Tattoo Parlour Could you do me something in this season's colours

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Lady mimics The Scream.