Expressionist Enthusiast Gifts

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Statue with detachable heads.

Egon Schiele

Paul Klee

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Feel better, dear?"

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Censorship.

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

'You're no Pollock.'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Who are you?

Mime father in the delivery room.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"Those old guys really had it!"

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Bad Career Move

Quiet Quitting

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Censorship is killing free society.

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'