Expressionist Enthusiast Gifts

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Statue with detachable heads.

Egon Schiele

Paul Klee

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Feel better, dear?"

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'You're no Pollock.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

Censorship.

Who are you?

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Quiet Quitting

"Those old guys really had it!"

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Bad Career Move

Censorship is killing free society.