Self-admiration Specialist Gifts

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

The Sculptor

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

A giraffe in a hat

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

'Happy birthday,gorgeous!'

"Morning Gorgeous!"

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

Bart firmly believes that he is the result of intelligent design.

Tunnel of Love.

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

Age is a matter of perspective.

'Brilliant!'

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

Natalie contemplates Natalie attired....

"Who's gorgeous face is this I see? Is it a special person I'm going to spend the rest of my life with?"

"I look so beautiful when you're sleeping."

Why, thank you - it's very kind of you to say so. You look good too.'