Self-image Enthusiast Gifts

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"Underneath all that,lies a perfect 38"22"36"!!"

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'I'm sorry. we don't do face transplants for general ugliness.'

'It's all about image, my friend, it's all about image...'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

"You don't have a under mirror."

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"Nice haircut."

"What does she have that I don't?"

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

TV-Mirror.

"Hey, great ab!"

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

"Don't make me look fat!"

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

"Stock photo, right?"

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

How people who have plastic surgery see themselves...

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

'I'll take THIS mirror.'