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"Underneath all that,lies a perfect 38"22"36"!!"

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'I'm sorry. we don't do face transplants for general ugliness.'

'It's all about image, my friend, it's all about image...'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

"You don't have a under mirror."

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'

"Nice haircut."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"What does she have that I don't?"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

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"Hey, great ab!"

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

"Stock photo, right?"

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"Don't make me look fat!"

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

'I look huge in this picture! Do you think you could cut and paste a glass or something into my hand, so it looks like I've just eaten?'

'Does what's left of my bum look big in that?'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'