Self-image Guru T-Shirts

"Don't make me look fat!"

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"You left your demons here last week."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"Nice haircut."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

"What does she have that I don't?"

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

TV-Mirror.

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Declutter Your Life

'More isn't doing the trick lately. What comes AFTER more?'

How long have you been delusional?

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Planned service changes

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

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