Self-image Sage T-Shirts

Tact is seeing others how they wish to be seen.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

That party went well.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"Nice haircut."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"What does she have that I don't?"

TV-Mirror.

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

How to believe in yourself.

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

"Don't make me look fat!"

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

'I look huge in this picture! Do you think you could cut and paste a glass or something into my hand, so it looks like I've just eaten?'

Learn to Laugh at Yourself

'Admit it, Henry, you only love me for my hair.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

'I'll take THIS mirror.'

"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."