Self-image Thinker Gifts

"I reckon he's compensating for something."

"Nice haircut."

"That's a big fat lie!"

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"What does she have that I don't?"

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

TV-Mirror.

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

"Stock photo, right?"

"Don't make me look fat!"

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

How people who have plastic surgery see themselves...

"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."

'Admit it, Henry, you only love me for my hair.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

Virtual reality mirror.

'I'll take THIS mirror.'