Self-image Enthusiasts Gifts

Age is a matter of perspective.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"Nice haircut."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"What does she have that I don't?"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

TV-Mirror.

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Hey, great ab!"

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"Stock photo, right?"

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"Don't make me look fat!"

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

How people who have plastic surgery see themselves...

Virtual reality mirror.

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

'I'll take THIS mirror.'