Self-esteem Enthusiast Gifts

Echo canyon. 'You're a smart, excellent, successful manager.'

'I get rattled too easily.'

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

"Does this pen make me look fat?"

'My problem is, I'm the only one who knows that I'm famous!'

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'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

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Honk if you *heart* yourself.

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"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"If my dad wasn't so shy, I would be 10 years older!"

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Ego Increasing School

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'