Self-esteem Enthusiast Pillows

Echo canyon. 'You're a smart, excellent, successful manager.'

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

"Does this pen make me look fat?"

'My problem is, I'm the only one who knows that I'm famous!'

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'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Feelings of Confidence: 50c.

Beware of high esteem dog!

Honk if you *heart* yourself.

Access your inner beast.

"If my dad wasn't so shy, I would be 10 years older!"

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

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'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Ego Increasing School

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.