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"Studly"?

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You're a good looking man.

"What's wrong with you? Never seen a double chin before?"

"Got quite the ego, haven't we?"

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

If you've got it flaunt it!

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

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"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

'I require an enormous salary or I begin to doubt myself.'

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'I'm impressed by your self-confidence. What other skills do you have?'

"I seriously doubt people will notice your hairy back."

"I can't believe school starts next week."

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

"Do these abs make me look gay?"

'...I'm the only one here who's outrageously high opinion of themselves is actually justified.'