Self-esteem Enthusiasts Pillows

Men's self esteem is amazing, sometimes!

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

PROBLEM AREAS

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Ego Increasing School

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'I envy your metabolism.'

All dressing rooms now have dimmer switches

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'