Self-esteem Advocate Pillows

'Before you say anything, remember the educational importance of self-esteem.'

Women's Dressing Room: Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Don't tease Daddy about his tiny arms: he's very self-conscious about them..."

Jake refered to himself as the thin blue line.

"It's the people we work with. They make me feel fat, too."

"I sure wish I could lose those last five pounds."

"Short and ginger...I feel for you bro."

"I identify as six-two."

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

"Does my nose look shiny in this selfie?"

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

'Before you say anything, remember the educational importance of self-esteem.'

"Baby, you can't listen to reviewers."

'He flunked everything except 'Self-Esteem.''

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

'I'm old and confident. . .'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Technically. I am a bitch. But he doesn't have to rub my nose in it."

Body Shaming

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

PROBLEM AREAS

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Ego Increasing School

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'