Self-esteem Supporter Pillows

'Remember kids....life's not all about looking good - it's what's on the inside that counts...'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"Go Google yourself, a*****e!"

"Being labeled a character actor does not mean you are ugly."

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

All Body Shapes Are Beautiful!

"I guess what I really want is for someone to think of me as number 1!"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'I might no longer qualify as the national bird, but with this head of hair? It's worth it!'

"Make me look like this."

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Ego Increasing School

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Girl's weight issues.

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'