Self-esteem Supporter Gifts

'Remember kids....life's not all about looking good - it's what's on the inside that counts...'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"Go Google yourself, a*****e!"

"Being labeled a character actor does not mean you are ugly."

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

All Body Shapes Are Beautiful!

"I guess what I really want is for someone to think of me as number 1!"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'I might no longer qualify as the national bird, but with this head of hair? It's worth it!'

"Make me look like this."

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Ego Increasing School

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Girl's weight issues.

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'