Self-esteem Booster Gifts

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

"You have an outstanding balance."

A small but significant step in the spiritual journey of a french fry: 'I am not junk!'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'I've been seeing you for five months, and I still haven't received any google citations!'

'All I ever think about is how I smell. I guess I'm scent-imental.'

"Maybe the reason why I'm such a loser is because of my chronic self-criticism and lack of confidence."

"I feel I always need my opinions validated...Am I right?"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'I'm really worried Doc. I'm beginning to feel quite good about myself!'

Crummy teeth led to low self-image which made it really difficult to brush.

"You're a little tangled ball of anxiety..."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'What do you mean 'when push came to shove, I patted'?'

'It wasn't easy, but I'm more confident now that I've gotten my hair back.'

'First thing in the morning you're going back to the shop!'

"Say, we pandas are cute!"

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

Pretending you're popular.

'Low self-esteem is not good, but in your case fully understandable. . .'

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

"You don't have a weak chin, dear. You have a confident overbite."

"Well, well - Aren't YOU a cute little fellow!"

"I'm going to go out there and give it my all. I mean who cares if I look like a potato!"

"I identify as six-two."

"Do you feel we are making progress in overcoming your fears?"

"I decided to get rid of everything that makes me FAT, scales, mirrors, photos."

"I've got pride but no shame."

"My not wearing a hairpiece indicates to others that I'm comfortable with myself."

"I can't really be fat. My arms are like twigs."

Insecurity Guards

"Hey, nice toupee."

"Still no followers? I'm such a loser!"

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

'He's the perfect date, he makes me feel so thin.'