Self-confidence Booster Gifts

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"I'll be on the main drag, turning a few heads."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

Jogger Insecurity

'Why do they call it the 'boy cut' suit? Because it lures you with its boyish good looks only to obliterates your self-confidence moments later.'

'I'm under the delusion that gay men find me irresistible.'

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Size Doesn't Matter! (Sponsored by the small p***s society of America).

"Do these jeans make my butt look big?..."

"Darlin', the cat will work fine until they deliver your toupee."

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Congratulations on the new you!

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Always expect the best

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Learning Curve

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'