Self-esteem Boosters Gifts

'After you finish the dishes, we can start those three work projects, try to meet new husbands, haven even more children, torture ourselves for our inadequacy...and then relax.'

'The good news is the operation was a success. . . the bad news is your butt looks too big in that hospital gown.'

The self-esteem police go to the olympics

"Dating is hard when you feel like people only like you for your legs."

"Carry yourself like everyone knows you, ad everyone you meet will feel like they should know you."

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

Think of yourself as a life Manager...as though you were a separate person who's been hired to manage your life. Ask yourself: Has your Life Manager done a good job at getting you dates or making your dreams come true?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Congratulations on the new you!

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

Girl's weight issues.

Don't Take No For an Answer

'Self-esteem class seems to help you.' 'That and mega doses of Prozac!'

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!