Self-esteem Enhancer Gifts

"You're 30? Me too!"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

Girl's weight issues.

Don't Take No For an Answer

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'What do you mean 'when push came to shove, I patted'?'

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

Fake it.