Self-esteem Enhancer Mugs

"You're 30? Me too!"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

PROBLEM AREAS

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

Don't Take No For an Answer

Girl's weight issues.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

'What do you mean 'when push came to shove, I patted'?'

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

Fake it.

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."