Esteem Booster Gifts

"You need to stop being so negative about yourself. It's not good for your self esteem, and quite frankly, it makes you sound like a big loser."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

PROBLEM AREAS

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Congratulations on the new you!

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Self-esteem class seems to help you.' 'That and mega doses of Prozac!'

Don't Take No For an Answer

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Girl's weight issues.

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"You can do it!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."