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Men's self esteem is amazing, sometimes!

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

PROBLEM AREAS

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Ego Increasing School

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

Tell me about this feeling of inadequacy

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'I envy your metabolism.'

All dressing rooms now have dimmer switches