Self-esteem Advocates Mugs

"Do these leaves make my bark look big?"

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

PROBLEM AREAS

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Ego Increasing School

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'I envy your metabolism.'

All dressing rooms now have dimmer switches

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"I wish I was special."

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

Body Shaming

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."