Self-esteem Champion Mugs

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'Of course you're big and clumsy, but don't forget one thing. You're supposed to be big and clumsy.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

Just Be Yourself

"Large...but not larger than life."

"No, you still look fat."

If Only Magazine: The Pot Belly Is In!

"Manny Moreno told me at school today that I'm really smart...for a girl."

Gok Wan

Mark my words...you will grow into your horns! I bloody well hope so.

'What are you talking about!? You're gorgeous!'

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

'I like working with low self-esteem types - They never argue with you,'

"Don't let anyone call you a flightless bird. We're birds who choose to waddle."

Self Love Witch

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

PROBLEM AREAS

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Girl's weight issues.

Don't Take No For an Answer

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."