Self-confidence Advocate Mugs

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Yes I may be fat and ugly, but at least I'm not a hippo crit."

"I seriously doubt people will notice your hairy back."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

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Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

Body Shaming

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

Self Love Witch

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'