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"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Yes I may be fat and ugly, but at least I'm not a hippo crit."

"I seriously doubt people will notice your hairy back."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

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Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

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'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

Self Love Witch

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

Body Shaming

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

"Do these abs make me look gay?"