Self-confidence Champion T-Shirts

'You REALLY mean that,Fred - I'm TWICE the woman she'll ever be!'

Celebrating National No Bra Day

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-furred."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Leadership suits you

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Are you OK hun?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

The great and near-great

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

Self Love Witch

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'