Self-esteem Champions T-Shirts

I'm the gorilla's nuts... I'm the dog's bo****ks... He's never been good at hiding his light under a bushel.

Power is not a four-letter word

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

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Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Girl's weight issues.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

'What do you mean 'when push came to shove, I patted'?'

'I envy your metabolism.'

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

Self Love Witch

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."