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"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

Ashley the Approval Seeker

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'A second opinion? -- Are you trying to mess with my self-esteem?'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"Why hide it. I do this for me."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

PROBLEM AREAS

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Woman looking into a mirror

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Ego Increasing School

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'I envy your metabolism.'

All dressing rooms now have dimmer switches

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

"I wish I was special."

Self Love Witch

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"