Self-esteem Warrior Gifts

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

Ashley the Approval Seeker

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'A second opinion? -- Are you trying to mess with my self-esteem?'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"Why hide it. I do this for me."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

"Oh great, now the whole world knows I'm extra large."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

PROBLEM AREAS

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Woman looking into a mirror

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Ego Increasing School

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

Tell me about this feeling of inadequacy

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."