Self-worth Warrior Gifts

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

In these hard economic times, positive self worth trumps negative self worth.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Woman looking into a mirror

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Breaking Through

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Piggy bank...cash cow.

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'