Self-worth Enthusiast Gifts

Bob Found A Different Yardstick For Success And he Felt Swell

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Business Philosophy 101.

Financial Eyesight

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Millions is craft. Billions is art."