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'Charlene had never thought of herself as beautiful, but..well...mirrors don't lie.'

"That's no double chin — that's a snowball!"

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

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'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Woman looking into a mirror

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Ego Increasing School

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

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'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'I envy your metabolism.'

All dressing rooms now have dimmer switches

"I wish I was special."

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'