Self-esteem Activist Mugs

'forget men. I can't even find clothes I want to go out with more than once.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

PROBLEM AREAS

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

'I envy your metabolism.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

Self Love Witch

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

Body Shaming

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

"It's always 'The humble lima bean this, and the humble lima bean that.'"

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."