Self-esteem Activist Mugs

'forget men. I can't even find clothes I want to go out with more than once.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

PROBLEM AREAS

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'I envy your metabolism.'

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

Self Love Witch

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

Body Shaming

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

'A second opinion? -- Are you trying to mess with my self-esteem?'