Self-analyst Mugs

I want you to assess your own abilities on a scale of one to ten, - 'Okay,' - 'Intelligence,' - 'Five,' - 'Confidence' - 'Five,' - 'Social Skills' - 'Five,' - 'Why do you think you've rated them all as five' - 'I forgot to ask if ten was good or bad,'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Adolescencia"

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

'I just feel so used all the time.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"Stock photo, right?"

Cartoon Panel Discussion

It's no use, Glenn... We're trapped like - well... Like ourselves, I guess.

"There you go, self-mythologizing your childhood again!"

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'

"I always felt as if the child inside me had to be accompanied by an adult."

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

'Being yourself is not helping this marriage, Jack.'

"Sigh...Iconoclastic, but not an icon."

Personality Test - No Result

'Creating an idealized version of yourself can be very therapeutic role playing...or you can do what I do and just lie a lot on Facebook.'

'Very soon you won't have the problem of knowing who you are and trying to find yourself...'

St Ninian, patron saint of hypochondriacs

"I'd like to file a report. I'm trying to find myself."

My Rug Hell

"Mid-life crisis is so defining - couldn't we just call it 'Puberty - the sequel?"

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

'I'm an honest person but when I take an online survey, I'm a big liar.'

'I can't figure out why I'm not losing weight. All I eat is salad.'